Did the Rapture Flop? (feat. Elton John Flop Magnet, Arc'teryx Blowing Up the Himalayas, and More Male Loneliness Epidemic)

Hi precious flop tarts!

We're SO glad to see you didn't get raptured this week and instead get to enjoy a steaming hot bowl of delicious flops prepared JUST for you!

This week we're talking about:

• Jeremy Allen White's new role in the Star Wars universe (tweet link, may break), actual news here
• Lola Young getting the keys to Elton John's house
• The White House hosting a UFC cage match on the South Lawn! Okay!
• Arc'teryx lowkey blowing up the Himalayas and then "apologizing"
• Noah Centineo's botched attempt to protest Disney
• Deepfakes of Jen Aniston and Miley Cyrus are penetrating the male loneliness epidemic
• Did you hear about the hottest new rapture rumor?

Hot Flopics

• New football horror movie "HIM" flops with critics
• Plus: Box Office Flops
  • Why did the Downton Abbey threequel bring in 2x as much money as "The Big Bold Beautiful Journey"?

Local Flops

LA - Coachella passes for mid-line up are already sold out, started at $799 for GA

PHL - Noah Wyle finally caught on camera saying something mean about Philadelphia (but he really tried not to) [tweet link, might break]

xoxo,

Justin, David & Cassandra